Vanity Dog image joystick for Dog gamer enthusiasts when their owner is away. John G

It is a replacement door knob – Bryon J. Hammer

Road rage deflector.  Attach to your car vent and when a car cuts you off, punch the little ball.  – Me? Issues? – babybeemer

A Steampunk Joystick, kinda weird, but it works.  —  Pizzagew

Vintage spy (vs spy) camera with flash. Top is removed revealing hidden tape recorder. Gus

That is a shoe form for a camel. Bob S.

Omnidirectional microphone used before the lapel mics became popular. Ian Winkler 

It looks like a Hip Replacement for Elon’s Robot Optimus  Bill C.

It is a microphone to talk to aliens from an old Sci-Fi movie. Ceasar____

Called “Get a Grip” it’s used to increase grip strength. Pump those brackets to create enough air pressure to send that ball flying. Nancy S.

Clamp on solo ball bearing skates for people with REALY good balance. Wayne D

Willy Wonka’s Time Machine – Ken Kovar

WINNERS Who live in the U.S. & most of Canada get the October 2025 MAD issue! MAD moved to LA in December 2017 but I’m continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. Winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses & Canada. If you win and live in the US or Canada, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I’ll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify “Dick’s name only”. If you won this game more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD magazine. If you live anywhere outside of the US & Canada email me with WINNER in the subject line and I’ll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email a high res image to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I’ve done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)

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