It’s a strap for your pants, has hooks that keep your underwear from falling down. Keith Phillip
Device that clips to the brim of a baseball cap with eyelid hooks that keep your eyes open on long road trips. Keith Phillip
For Captain Hook’s uneaten hand this therapeutic brace is outfitted for swordplay and dueling. Dan Mottola
Weight belt for elf body builders. Ceasar____
Side saddle stirrups. – Giddyup Penna
Hanger extender for your closet hangers allowing you to hang more from a single hanger. Bill Chambers
Attaches to Batman’s belt so he can hang gadgets on it. Sean Wilson
My wife says that it is tiny stirrups for people who have bow legs and tiny feet. Brandon Hanke
Finally someone has invented a new mouse trap. Skullman
Gumby’s chaps for when he’s taking Pokey for a ride. Albert
Shoulder pad that sits on a woman’s shoulders. Attach bra strap to the hooks for extra support. Carole Marciano
Device for holding tools on a tool belt Bryon J. Hammer
WINNERS Who live in the U.S. & most of Canada get the December 2024 MAD issue! MAD moved to LA in December 2017 but I’m continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. Winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses & Canada. If you win and live in the US or Canada, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I’ll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify “Dick’s name only”. If you won this game more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD prize. If you live anywhere outside of the US & Canada email me with WINNER in the subject line and I’ll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email a high res image to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I’ve done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)
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