Fashionable bidet for little green men space aliens. Thanks, John G.
It is a device for protecting wine bottles that are stored upside down. Bryon J. Hammer
Ceramic incense burner. Incense goes in the large opening and scent emits from the small opening. Carole Marciano
It’s a toilet for gnomes. Skullman
Egg separator (the white goes down into the jar. Dalepoco
I think I smoked out of one of those before. — Pizzagew
A urinal for Siamese twins! Alan Levenson
Santa’s boot shaped stein. Ceasar____
I think it is an old miniature prototype of a toilet. Bill Chambers
Gravy/fat separator. Nancy S
New style coffee filter that allows you to add milk and sugar during the brew process. Marty
Prehistoric salesman sample of a urinal. Jeff and Adam
WINNERS Who live in the U.S. & most of Canada get the February 2026 MAD issue! MAD moved to LA in December 2017 but I’m continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. Winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses & Canada. If you win and live in the US or Canada, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I’ll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify “Dick’s name only”. If you won this game more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD magazine. If you live anywhere outside of the US & Canada email me with WINNER in the subject line and I’ll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email a high res image to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I’ve done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)
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