When we had many similar answers, like ‘toaster’ or ‘mustache’ variations we picked one or two at random
It’s a wide lipstick that applies color instantly to whole lips. -Vesa
It is the thing at the hospital where they dispose of used needles. Bryon J. Hammer
Machine to de-lint your precious clothes. Jared R
t looks like the kid’s toy “Baby’s first roll-on deodorant” Ian Winkler
Prototype for the first electric razor. Skullman
Mustache duster to sweep clean that fancy stash you are rocking. Danny Greene
It’s a breadless toaster for people on a diet. Sylvain Racicot
Credit card cleaner, stick card in and push up and down with lever. Tom Stidham
Norelco underarm shaver & antiperspirant all in one. JohnG
Martha Stewart had one of these for years & even she couldn’t find a use for it. Dan Mottola
Undetectable travel container for chattering fake teeth to evade airport security and conceal that you are a funny person. Gus
A take home practice airplane potty” Jeff and Adam.
It’s a hermetically sealed self-cleaning jumbo eraser DigitalGuy
It is a panic button, push down on the red button and an alarm will sound. Mark
Portable Pop Tart toaster for when you are traveling. Erick Rivera M.
WINNERS Who live in the U.S. (I’ll try to send to Canada) get the February 2024 MAD issue! MAD moved to LA in December 2017 but I’m continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. Winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses & Canada. If you win and live in the US or Canada, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I’ll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify “Dick’s name only”. If you’d rather have one of those 40+ year old Alfred E. Neuman pictures, instead of the MAD magazine, put “SEND ALFRED PIC NOT MAD” in the subject line. Soon, they will be no more of those either. The remaining Alfred E pics were shipped to MAD in LA. If you won more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD prize. If you live anywhere outside of the US & Canada email me with WINNER in the subject line and I’ll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email a high res image to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I’ve done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)
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