A port hole for a fish tank showing a psychedelic TV station. Dawn

It looks like the entrance to the Time Tunnel. (TV Show from the 60’s.) Ian Winkler 

One of those buzzer gadgets you get at a restaurant to let you know your food is ready at the counter. Carole Marciano 

Groovy hypnosis wheel to help you relax. Imagine drifting on a caaalm river, zzzzz John

It’s a quantum porthole for subs. Stick your hand through to pet the fish. Chris 

It is a beer bottle opener – Bryon J. Hammer

Emergency single use mint candy holder for the sweet tooth in us all. Mr Tom

Hypnotizing drink coaster convinces your guests to place their glass on it. Beckee

If you can’t afford a cabin with a decent view on a cruise, this Hypnotizing Porthole deludes you into thinking your view is spectacular. Jonathan Wander

It is a Steampunk Hypnologist’s Monocle. Brandon Hanke

Viewing window on a candy-cane making machine. Keith Phillip

Used by optometrist to check the focus of your eyes for those who don’t know the alphabet. Marty

It’s the monocle version of x-ray specs. Manley

WINNERS Who live in the U.S. (I’ll try to send to Canada) get the December “Barbie” 2023 MAD issue! MAD moved to LA in December 2017 but I’m continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. Winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses & Canada. If you win and live in the US or Canada, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I’ll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify “Dick’s name only”. If you’d rather have one of those 40+ year old Alfred E. Neuman pictures, instead of the MAD magazine, put “SEND ALFRED PIC NOT MAD” in the subject line. Soon, they will be no more of those either. The remaining Alfred E pics were shipped to MAD in LA. If you won more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD prize. If you live anywhere outside of the US & Canada email me with WINNER in the subject line and I’ll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email a high res image to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I’ve done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)

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