Strangely several people made the WTHII gadget think of ‘toast’. We picked two: 
Device plugs into your computer to burn the image you select onto a piece of toast! Stephen Gendel
Adjustable toast holder. The toast sits in the top and can be raised or lowered to the height of the guest at the table. Maggdoodle
Barbie came up in several answers, we picked two:
It’s a miniature ‘Barbie The Woodworker’ Drill Press. -Albert
Futuristic Barbie doll mailbox. Betty Bentley
Other winners:
This is the first prototype of the bench vise. It didn’t take long to determine that plastic didn’t work too well. Skullman
That’s a masochistic diabetic’s finger pricker. Keith Phillip
A portable sewing machine for when you’re out hiking and your pants rip, Jeffrey
Sandwich pilot hole tool for perfectionists who put a fancy toothpick thingy in their sandwich. John
It’s a credit card reader from the new company Not Quite Square. Darryl Giors
RCA Victor’s first attempt at a compact antenna. A coil of copper wire encased in Bakelite.
Mr Tom
This is for piercing the ears of livestock so you can attach an ID tag and keep track of your animals. Marty
A device to punch small holes when you are not happy with the number of them in your Swiss cheese. I am emenemenee.
WINNERS (Who live in the U.S.& I’ll try to send to Canada) get the October 2023 MAD issue! MAD moved to LA in December 2017 but I’m continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. Winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses & Canada. If you win and live in the US or Canada, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I’ll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify “Dick’s name only”. If you’d rather have one of those 40+ year old Alfred E. Neuman pictures, instead of the MAD magazine, put “SEND ALFRED PIC NOT MAD” in the subject line. Soon, they will be no more of those either. The remaining Alfred E pics were shipped to MAD in LA. If you won more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD prize. If you live anywhere outside of the US & Canada email me with WINNER in the subject line and I’ll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email a high res image to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I’ve done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)
Email me at: gizwizbiz@gmail.com
