2nd most given answer, something to do with cleaning ears. We picked one a random:
Handy ear wax removal tool for people with big ears. John
3rd most given answer, something to do with a stove burner, we picked two wacky ones:
It is a portable electric burner for boiling water in a teapot while on a plane. Philip Meadows
Device you put on your gas stove so people think you have an electric stove. Roger Sperry
Lots of answer involving cleaning musical instruments. We picked one at random:
I believe that is a French Horn Cleaner. Jim Davis
Other winners:
Elephant trunk cleanout tool…with convenient storage clip Ron K. Levy
A cinnamon roll gone way wrong. itsthemob
New diet device. Attach one end to your belt and the other end anchors to the table so you can’t reach the refrigerator. Ian Winkler
Attach this to your computer mouse so it won’t run off when you aren’t around. Skullman
It’s one of those old mosquito killers you used to fire up at the drive-in. Ric in Texas
Street sign for the worst roundabout ever created. John from NY
Cat toy. Wiggle it around and watch cats go crazy trying to catch the furry mouse at the end. Mr Tom
It’s a specialized brush for cleaning spiral staircases. Curt Vienna, VA
WINNERS (Who live in the U.S.& I’ll try to send to Canada) get the April 2023 MAD issue! Even though MAD moved to LA in December 2017 I’m continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. Winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses only, although I have been able to send MAD magazine to some locations in Canada. If you win and live in the US or Canada, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I’ll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify “Dick’s name only”. If you’d rather have one of those 40+ year old Alfred E. Neuman pictures, instead of the MAD magazine, put “SEND ALFRED PIC NOT MAD” in the subject line. Soon, they will be no more of those either. The remaining Alfred E pics were shipped to MAD in LA. If you won more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD. If you live anywhere outside of the US & Canada email me with WINNER in the subject line and I’ll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email a high res image to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I’ve done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)
Email me at: gizwizbiz@gmail.com
