We picked a couple of extra winners because of only 2 ‘real’ answer winners.

There were many of answers along this line, we picked one a random:

Reusable Unisex Portable Travel Outdoor Potty Urinal Redacted

Other winners:

Cone of silence water bottle protector … for secret agent! John (fan of Get Smart)

Portable eye wash station. Diana in Yankee Land

Wine/beverage chiller Ron K. Levy

Having a glass of wine when an earthquake hits? Never spills a drop! Brian

Magic Mini Mochi Maker John Kammerer

Drink cup with difficult access to discourage over-consumption of tempting beverages. Claire VA

It’s the latest Playtex Nurser. Pizzagew

A double-walled insulated cup Fickle Notions

Looks like an Infuser Water Bottle Bill Hall

An insulated wine tumbler. Nancy S.

I think it is an ADULT SIPPY CUP Bill Chambers

Egg de-sheller. Put a hard boiled egg in, spin it around and the egg shell will come off! – Jerry

WINNERS (Who live in the U.S.& I’ll try to send to Canada) get the April 2023 MAD issue! Even though MAD moved to LA in December 2017 I’m continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. Winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses only, although I have been able to send MAD magazine to some locations in Canada. If you win and live in the US or Canada, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I’ll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify “Dick’s name only”. If you’d rather have one of those 40+ year old Alfred E. Neuman pictures, instead of the MAD magazine, put “SEND ALFRED PIC NOT MAD” in the subject line. Soon, they will be no more of those either. The remaining Alfred E pics were shipped to MAD in LA. If you won more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD. If you live anywhere outside of the US & Canada email me with WINNER in the subject line and I’ll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email a high res image to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I’ve done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)

Do you know ‘what the heck it is’? To play, come up with the right answer, or make up a silly, or inventive answer that we find funny or clever that describes the gizmo shown. We give away up to 18 autographed copies of MAD Magazine. (Up to 6 for the correct answer, up to 12 for cute, silly answers.)

You’ll be playing for the February 2023 issue of MAD, produced by the new, tiny (it’s down to two people!) LA MAD staff. And Yes, I’m in it. Suzy Hutchinson, the art director, picks a new theme  for each issue and the February theme is SOUP TOO NUTS! I wrote several satires of TV cooking shows and I two of them are in that February 2023 issue. One of them is Yell’s Kitchen, a take-off of Gordon Ramsey’s Hell’s Kitchen, and Messy Chef Junior, a satire of Master Chef Junior.  Oh, and a full page color ad near the back of the magazine for the AS SEEN ON TV “Chef Widget!”

Remember cute or clever wrong answers can win too! Please be sure to put ” WTHII” in the subject line of your email so we can pick it out quickly. The judges have very small attention spans, so make sure entries are no more than 25 words, and please,  just one guess per entry. You must sign your entry with a nickname, screen name, fake name, or even real name, but sign it! If it’s not signed, it’s not eligible. Email your entry to gizwizbiz@gmail.com  by midnight (EST) Jan 1 2023. By entering you agree this is a game for fun and laughs. Winning answers are published on this website the 1st or 2nd of January, 2023, so come back to see if you won. Because like MAD, we’re really low budget here, we can only mail winning copies to United States & some Canada addresses. Please don’t answer on this website; it won’t count. Good Luck! Winners outside the US & Canada can have a now 40 year old Alfred E. Neuman photo autographed to them, scanned and emailed to them. Again, sign your entry with something or it won’t count.

Entries go to: gizwizbiz@gmail.com

Correct, or close enough. The 1^st correct entry even has the brand name!

KitchenIQ Veggie Slicer. I use them in all of my restaurants. (not) Gordon Ramsey

Spiral vegetable slicer Phillip Ressler

Device to hold small vegetables so you can slice them with a knife. Thomas Grey

Safety Vegetable Slicer. Jon Drtina

Automatic carrot pealer and slicer. -SpleenlessD

Make veggie pasta, stick the veggie in, turn dial, veggie pasta comes out. Karl

See instructions below ‘Cute, Clever, Could be’ answers below on how to get your prize.

Tons of Buzz Lightyear answers, we picked one at random:

Buzz Lightyear “space” heater! ITWannaBee

A lot of ‘telescope’ answers, we picked one at random:

1/100th scale model of the Hubble Telescope Filberto Hortana

Also a lot of sushi answers, we picked one at random:

A sushi mold. Kicker54

Other winning answers:

Electronic nostril cleaner device with charging base. Diana in Yankee Land

Shuttlecraft for hamsters, to boldly go where no hamster has gone before! Ian Winkler

Battery operated portable pencil sharpener. Carole Marciano

Chastity Belt for men. Denny Brougher

-A raisin cannon! Alan Levenson

Home tennis ball shooter. Jay

Middle finger massage device …for days when everyone ticks you off. John

Iron lung for hot dogs!!!!!! Bryan Hendrickson

Mouse MRI – Ken & Marie Kovar

WINNERS (Who live in the U.S.& I’ll try to send to Canada) get the December 2022 70th Anniversary of MAD issue! Even though MAD moved to LA in December 2017 I’m continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. Winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses only, although I have been able to send MAD magazine to some locations in Canada. If you win and live in the US or Canada, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I’ll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify “Dick’s name only”. If you’d rather have one of those 40+ year old Alfred E. Neuman pictures, instead of the MAD magazine, put “SEND ALFRED PIC NOT MAD” in the subject line. Soon, they will be no more of those either. The remaining Alfred E pics were shipped to MAD in LA. If you won more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD. If you live anywhere outside of the US & Canada email me with WINNER in the subject line and I’ll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email a high res image to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I’ve done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)