Dozens of folks knew the right answer: Corn on the cob holders” We picked 6 at random. 

It’s a picture of two corn on the cob holders, taken during their mating season. Bob A.

Corn on the cob holders. -Yogi Bear

Greetings from the Great White North. They are corn on the cob holders. Alaska Nick

 Those are corn on the cob handles/holders. I own several. Rob the Mailman

It’s a pair of corn cob holders, pushed into each other. Bobbyb

Love those corn cob holders! poko

See how to collect your prize at the bottom of the Cute, Clever, Could Be panel below.

HANDLEBAR GRIPS FOR A HARLEY HOG MOTORCYCLE – Bill Chambers

Fancy schmancy bedtime crystal ear plugs for rich people who snore. John

It’s a pasta maker for rolling a spaghetti strand one at a time…Jack Hanna

We could not believe 3 people sent in a similar answer. We picked one at random.

I think it’s an AB Roller For Barbie! Ron K. Levy

It’s a very very very short jump rope. Arnie Buck

Pacifier for twins. Mr tom

x-Safety yo-yo. The orange rubber bumpers protect furniture and small kids from injury when performing tricks. TarBuckGuy

Handy, inconspicuous nostril plugs. Gus

Custom-made neck-bolt covers to child-proof Frankenstein’s monster.Daniel M. 

Inflatable bookends. David Lewis

Chipmunk’s Cheek Stretcher so they can store more nuts than the other chipmunks. Phyllis Hauser

Baby’s handlebar for a tiny scooter. It doubles as a pacifier. Erik Cody Stone 

WINNERS Who live in the U.S. & most of Canada get the June 2024 MAD issue! MAD moved to LA in December 2017 but I’m continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. Winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses & Canada. If you win and live in the US or Canada, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I’ll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify “Dick’s name only”. If you’d rather have one of those 40+ year old Alfred E. Neuman pictures, instead of the MAD magazine, put “SEND ALFRED PIC NOT MAD” in the subject line. Soon, they will be no more of those either. The remaining Alfred E pics were shipped to MAD in LA. If you won more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD prize. If you live anywhere outside of the US & Canada email me with WINNER in the subject line and I’ll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email a high res image to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I’ve done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)

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To play, come up with the right answer, or make up a silly, or inventive answer that we find funny or clever that describes the gizmo shown. We give away up to 18 autographed copies of MAD Magazine. (Up to 6 for the correct answer, up to 12 for cute, silly answers.)

You’ll be playing for the June 2024 issue of MAD, produced by the new, tiny (it’s down to two people!) LA MAD staff. And Yes, I should be in it. Update: MAD Art Director, Suzy Hutchinson, sent me some copies and I’m in it with Practical Joke Items Guaranteed To Put The “Fun” Back In FUNerals. It was co-authored by the very funny Frank Santopadre with lively art by Kevin Pope. Hope you don’t die laughing.

Remember cute or clever wrong answers can win too! Please be sure to put ” WTHII” in the subject line of your email so we can pick it out quickly. The judges have very small attention spans, so make sure entries are no more than 25 words, and please,  just one guess per entry. You must sign your entry with a nickname, screen name, fake name, or even real name, but sign it! If it’s not signed, it’s not eligible. Email your entry to gizwizbiz@gmail.com  by midnight (EDT) April 30, 2024. By entering you agree this is a game for fun and laughs. Winning answers are published on this website the 1st or 2nd of May 2024, so come back to see if you won. Because like MAD, we’re really low budget here, we can only mail winning copies to United States & some Canada addresses. Please don’t answer on this website; it won’t count. Good Luck! Winners outside the US & Canada can have a now 40 year old Alfred E. Neuman photo autographed to them, scanned and emailed to them. Again, sign your entry with something or it won’t count.

Entries go to: gizwizbiz@gmail.com

There were dozens of correct answers! We picked 6 at random.

It’s a pill crusher.  I used to use one so I could hide my dog’s medicine in his peanut butter. Bob A.

Just bought Grammy this for Xmas. TheraCare Pill Crusher. Jared R

What the Heck is It is a pill crusher. Dave Blankenheim

A pill crusher for crushing prescription of OTC pills. Michaelm270

It is a pill crusher – Budd E

It’s a pill tablet crusher/grinder for making a powder from pills. Don Beckham

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See instructions below ‘Cute, Clever, Could be’ answers below on how to get your prize!

LOTS OF LIGHTHOUSE ANSWERS. We picked a couple.

It is a housing for a miniature lighthouse light. Roger Sperry

A lighthouse for ANTS! -Zoolander

The second most given answer was a pencil sharpener. We picked two at random.

My guess is a pencil sharper? Adam Roberts

This is a pencil sharpener Skullman50

Other winners:

Solar lights that would be put along a walkway. — Pizzagew,

This is the police light/siren from the opening credits of The Naked Gun -Bryon J. Hammer

That’s a mini pepper grinder. Great to take with you on picnics. Carole Marciano

Festive dapper Frankenstein neck bolt that glows during the Holiday season. John G

Replacement door knob used to replace the old glass ones from the 20;s Bill Chambers

Clear shot glass. Red so you don’t lose it and clear so you see when need more. Joe foley

I think it is either the Chalice from the Palace or the Flagon with the Dragon. Ian Winkler

Fire hydrant for a Tea Cup Chihuahua. Brandon Hanke

WINNERS Who live in the U.S. (I’ll try to send to Canada) get the April 2024 Taylor Swift Cover MAD issue! MAD moved to LA in December 2017 but I’m continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. Winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses & Canada. If you win and live in the US or Canada, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I’ll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify “Dick’s name only”. If you’d rather have one of those 40+ year old Alfred E. Neuman pictures, instead of the MAD magazine, put “SEND ALFRED PIC NOT MAD” in the subject line. Soon, they will be no more of those either. The remaining Alfred E pics were shipped to MAD in LA. If you won more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD prize. If you live anywhere outside of the US & Canada email me with WINNER in the subject line and I’ll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email a high res image to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I’ve done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)