Winners with Cute, Clever, or ‘Could Be’ Answers…
Collapsible binoculars – opera glasses – Nancy S.
New phone that tri-folds. Open it, and then try to fold it. — Pizzagew
Old wind-up alarm clocks that had their own attached travel case. Carole Marciano
Door alarm. 1 part the door- other part on the door frame. When they separate an alarm sounds. Bryon J. Hammer
Premium lockable credit card holder with a fingerprint reader. -Vesa
Fancy pocket watch. Pull the 2 sides apart and there it in the middle is a small timepiece! Deborah
Looks like a BUTT WARMER that you put in your back pockets Bill Chambers.
Old fashioned Steamer Trunk, for a family of steampunk pygmies. Steve
Device to exercise your hands so you can build up muscle to open solid deodorant caps. Beckee
Spy vs Spy old school cigarette case with a concealed camera in front. John G
Flask for the Mixed-Drink-On-The-Rocks. (Used by Gizelda of Giz Fiz Fame) Dan M
Just like Russian nesting dolls, Poland produced these nesting suitcases. Marty
It is a mini tardis (Dr Who) – Ceasar____
WINNERS Who live in the U.S.only get the April 2026 MAD issue! MAD moved to LA in December 2017 but I’m continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. Winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses only. Postage to Canada is now about double the cost of the magazine. If you win and live in the US, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I’ll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify “Dick’s name only”. If you won this game more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD magazine. If you live anywhere outside of the US email me with WINNER in the subject line and I’ll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email a high res image to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I’ve done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)
Email me at: gizwizbiz@gmail.com
Here’s The New Jan/Feb 2026 “What The Heck Is It?” Game.
Do you know what it is?
To play, come up with the right answer, or for better odds of winning, make up a silly, or inventive answer that we find funny or clever that describes the gizmo shown. We give away up to 18 autographed copies of MAD Magazine. (Up to 6 for the correct answer, up to 12 for cute, silly answers.)
You’ll be playing for the April 2026 issue of MAD, produced by the tiny (it’s down to two people!) LA MAD staff.
Remember cute or clever wrong answers have a better chance of winning! Please be sure to put ” WTHII” in the subject line of your email so we can pick it out quickly. The judges have very small attention spans, so make sure entries are no more than 25 words, and please, just one guess per entry. You must sign your entry with a nickname, screen name, fake name, or even real name, but sign it! If it’s not signed, it’s not eligible. Email your entry to gizwizbiz@gmail.com by midnight (EDT) February 28, 2026. By entering you agree this is a game for fun and laughs.
You’ll be playing for the April 2026 issue of MAD. Winning answers are published on this website the 1st or 2nd of March 2026, so come back to see if you won. Because like MAD, we’re really low budget here, we can only mail winning copies to United States & most Canada addresses. Please don’t answer on this website; it won’t count. Good Luck! Winners outside the US & Canada can have a now 40 year old Alfred E. Neuman photo autographed to them, scanned and emailed to them. Again, sign your entry with something or it won’t count.
Entries go to: gizwizbiz@gmail.com
Winners With The Correct Answer For The Nov/Dec 2025 WTHII Game!
That gadget turns a kitchen sink faucet into a drinking fountain. It’s called Tapi and it’s from many years ago. And yes, I covered on it the show year back,
and wondered if anyone would remember it. A few did!
Here are the winnings answers:
This attaches to a faucet and turns it into a drinking fountain by squeezing the bottom. Brandon Hanke
It’s an attachment for your faucet to turn it into a drinking fountain! ~David L.
It goes on a faucet, if you squeeze the bottom it creates a mini drinking water fountain out the small hole. Mr tom
Device that attaches onto a sink faucet and converts it into a drinking fountain. Karl
It’s an attachment to connect to a sink faucet to turn it into a drinking fountain. Jim Nichols
Close, so we made this a winner: Drink fountain attachment for outdoor spigot. Yogi Bear
See below the cute, clever answers to see how to get your autographed MAD magazine.
Winners with Cute, Clever, or ‘Could Be’ Answers…
Fashionable bidet for little green men space aliens. Thanks, John G.
It is a device for protecting wine bottles that are stored upside down. Bryon J. Hammer
Ceramic incense burner. Incense goes in the large opening and scent emits from the small opening. Carole Marciano
It’s a toilet for gnomes. Skullman
Egg separator (the white goes down into the jar. Dalepoco
I think I smoked out of one of those before. — Pizzagew
A urinal for Siamese twins! Alan Levenson
Santa’s boot shaped stein. Ceasar____
I think it is an old miniature prototype of a toilet. Bill Chambers
Gravy/fat separator. Nancy S
New style coffee filter that allows you to add milk and sugar during the brew process. Marty
Prehistoric salesman sample of a urinal. Jeff and Adam
WINNERS Who live in the U.S. & most of Canada get the February 2026 MAD issue! MAD moved to LA in December 2017 but I’m continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. Winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses & Canada. If you win and live in the US or Canada, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I’ll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify “Dick’s name only”. If you won this game more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD magazine. If you live anywhere outside of the US & Canada email me with WINNER in the subject line and I’ll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email a high res image to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I’ve done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)
Email me at: gizwizbiz@gmail.com
Here’s The New Nov/Dec 2025 “What The Heck Is It?” Game. (Our 16th Year Playing WTHII?)
Do you know what it is?
To play, come up with the right answer, or make up a silly, or inventive answer that we find funny or clever that describes the gizmo shown. We give away up to 18 autographed copies of MAD Magazine. (Up to 6 for the correct answer, up to 12 for cute, silly answers.)
You’ll be playing for the Feb 2026 issue of MAD, produced by the tiny (it’s down to two people!) LA MAD staff.
Remember cute or clever wrong answers have a better chance of winning! Please be sure to put ” WTHII” in the subject line of your email so we can pick it out quickly. The judges have very small attention spans, so make sure entries are no more than 25 words, and please, just one guess per entry. You must sign your entry with a nickname, screen name, fake name, or even real name, but sign it! If it’s not signed, it’s not eligible. Email your entry to gizwizbiz@gmail.com by midnight (EDT) December 31, 2025. By entering you agree this is a game for fun and laughs.
You’ll be playing for the February 2026 issue of MAD. Winning answers are published on this website the 1st or 2nd of January 2026, so come back to see if you won. Because like MAD, we’re really low budget here, we can only mail winning copies to United States & most Canada addresses. Please don’t answer on this website; it won’t count. Good Luck! Winners outside the US & Canada can have a now 40 year old Alfred E. Neuman photo autographed to them, scanned and emailed to them. Again, sign your entry with something or it won’t count.
Entries go to: gizwizbiz@gmail.com
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