Winners with Cute, Clever, or ‘Could Be’ Answers…
Fashionable bidet for little green men space aliens. Thanks, John G.
It is a device for protecting wine bottles that are stored upside down. Bryon J. Hammer
Ceramic incense burner. Incense goes in the large opening and scent emits from the small opening. Carole Marciano
It’s a toilet for gnomes. Skullman
Egg separator (the white goes down into the jar. Dalepoco
I think I smoked out of one of those before. — Pizzagew
A urinal for Siamese twins! Alan Levenson
Santa’s boot shaped stein. Ceasar____
I think it is an old miniature prototype of a toilet. Bill Chambers
Gravy/fat separator. Nancy S
New style coffee filter that allows you to add milk and sugar during the brew process. Marty
Prehistoric salesman sample of a urinal. Jeff and Adam
WINNERS Who live in the U.S. & most of Canada get the February 2026 MAD issue! MAD moved to LA in December 2017 but I’m continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. Winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses & Canada. If you win and live in the US or Canada, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I’ll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify “Dick’s name only”. If you won this game more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD magazine. If you live anywhere outside of the US & Canada email me with WINNER in the subject line and I’ll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email a high res image to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I’ve done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)
Email me at: gizwizbiz@gmail.com
Here’s The New Nov/Dec 2025 “What The Heck Is It?” Game. (Our 16th Year Playing WTHII?)
Do you know what it is?
To play, come up with the right answer, or make up a silly, or inventive answer that we find funny or clever that describes the gizmo shown. We give away up to 18 autographed copies of MAD Magazine. (Up to 6 for the correct answer, up to 12 for cute, silly answers.)
You’ll be playing for the Feb 2026 issue of MAD, produced by the tiny (it’s down to two people!) LA MAD staff.
Remember cute or clever wrong answers have a better chance of winning! Please be sure to put ” WTHII” in the subject line of your email so we can pick it out quickly. The judges have very small attention spans, so make sure entries are no more than 25 words, and please, just one guess per entry. You must sign your entry with a nickname, screen name, fake name, or even real name, but sign it! If it’s not signed, it’s not eligible. Email your entry to gizwizbiz@gmail.com by midnight (EDT) December 31, 2025. By entering you agree this is a game for fun and laughs.
You’ll be playing for the February 2026 issue of MAD. Winning answers are published on this website the 1st or 2nd of January 2026, so come back to see if you won. Because like MAD, we’re really low budget here, we can only mail winning copies to United States & most Canada addresses. Please don’t answer on this website; it won’t count. Good Luck! Winners outside the US & Canada can have a now 40 year old Alfred E. Neuman photo autographed to them, scanned and emailed to them. Again, sign your entry with something or it won’t count.
Entries go to: gizwizbiz@gmail.com
Winners With The Correct Answers For The Sept/Oct 2025 WTHII Game!
That strange looking gadget? Five people knew what is was! It’s the Microwave Splatter Cover for Food, with Water Steamer, Integrated Handle, Plate Cover and Splatter Guard
Here are their winning answers:
Domed microwave splatter cover that has a reservoir in it for a steam function and a handle. Brandon Hanke
Looks like a lid you put over food in the microwave Ian Winkler
Microwave Splatter Cover – Gervin Aguilar
Microwave splatter Cover with Handle and Water Storage Box C. Begshaw
Spatter cover for plates of food in the microwave with vent at the top to let out steam.
Keith Phillip
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See how to collect your prize at the bottom of the ‘Cute, Clever, Could Be’ panel below.
Winners with Cute, Clever, or ‘Could Be’ Answers…
Bubble window for a 1976 groovy Chevy van. Thom
It’s a NASA Space Helmet Fit Check for head size. Dan
You have a webby, this is a teevee won it back during the early years of television. Chad Masters
Chrome Dome Countdown! Shows my need to shave. With timer and LED technology! Woody
It’s a porthole for a homemade Submarine. — Pizzagew
It’s a training mask for baby Darth Vader…with an adjustable volume and air flow valve! Ron K. Levy
It is a device to see how you look to the fish when you look out of an underwater porthole. Ceasar____
A doggie fence window with breathing hole and optional treat feeder!! Jake B
360 degree protection mask to protect DickDe from the elements as he boats around New York Mr tom
It is a diving helmet with a little slot to pass food through to feed yourself. Bryon J. Hammer
Modern DickDe see thru clock. Bill Chambers
Vintage astronaut helmet modeled by the Funny Person Modeling Agency. John
It’s a half of the cone of silence to be used to talk to yourself privately. John Neidhardt
In voice training, the patient speaks into the reflector so they can hear and cure any undesired accent. Marty
WINNERS Who live in the U.S. & most of Canada get the Decmber 2025 MAD issue! MAD moved to LA in December 2017 but I’m continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. Winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses & Canada. If you win and live in the US or Canada, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I’ll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify “Dick’s name only”. If you won this game more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD magazine. If you live anywhere outside of the US & Canada email me with WINNER in the subject line and I’ll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email a high res image to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I’ve done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)
Email me at: gizwizbiz@gmail.com
Here’s The New Sept/Oct 2025 “What The Heck Is It?” Game. (Our 16th Year Playing WTHII?)
Do you know what it is?
The photo is a little different this time. I’m in it. It should make it a bit harder to get answers via photo search. To play, come up with the right answer, or make up a silly, or inventive answer that we find funny or clever that describes the gizmo shown. We give away up to 18 autographed copies of MAD Magazine. (Up to 6 for the correct answer, up to 12 for cute, silly answers.)
You’ll be playing for the December 2025 issue of MAD, produced by the new, tiny (it’s down to two people!) LA MAD staff. Remember cute or clever wrong answers have a better chance of winning! Please be sure to put ” WTHII” in the subject line of your email so we can pick it out quickly. The judges have very small attention spans, so make sure entries are no more than 25 words, and please, just one guess per entry. You must sign your entry with a nickname, screen name, fake name, or even real name, but sign it! If it’s not signed, it’s not eligible. Email your
entry to gizwizbiz@gmail.com by midnight (EST) October 31, 2025. By entering you agree this is a game for fun and laughs.
You’ll be playing for the December 2025 issue of MAD. Winning answers are published on this website the 1st or 2nd of November 2025, so come back to see if you won. Because like MAD, we’re really low budget here, we can only mail winning copies to United States & most Canada addresses. Please don’t answer on this website; it won’t count. Good Luck! Winners outside the US & Canada can have a now 40 year old Alfred E. Neuman photo autographed to them, scanned and emailed to them. Again, sign your entry with something or it won’t count.
Entries go to: gizwizbiz@gmail.com
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