Bedtime wall shelf for hanging a fake handlebar or XL mustache wig. John G.

Saddle for a worm. – Leigh 

Picnic table for small birds, attachable to a branch on your tree. Sparkie48

Three finger portable hand sander. idaknowman

You show it upside down. It’s  a replacement mustache for those that have lost theirs. David Folkner

DickDe uses this to trim his mustache! Stick tongue through the hole, then snip above the shelf and sides. Rich Miller

Newfangled  LAZY W branding iron. Bill Chambers

A rack you place on your shoulders behind your head to carry buckets of water. Carole Marciano

Mount on a wall, and then can used it to hold broom, mop or other long handle tools. — Pizzagew

This is obviously a nose straightener. Insert your nose, line up your ears and voila! Beckee

It’s a stick down hook to Hold Helium Balloons while they are written on, with a place (in the center) for the marker. Don K 

Clip to fishing pole, lures hang on the side hooks, flat area is for cutting bait. Dan Mottola

Hat & Coat Hook – Joe Foley

WINNERS Who live in the U.S. & most of Canada get the October 2024 MAD issue! MAD moved to LA in December 2017 but I’m continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. Winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses & Canada. If you win and live in the US or Canada, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I’ll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify “Dick’s name only”. If you’d rather have one of those 40+ year old Alfred E. Neuman pictures, instead of the MAD magazine, put “SEND ALFRED PIC NOT MAD” in the subject line. Soon, they will be no more of those either. The remaining Alfred E pics were shipped to MAD in LA. If you won more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD prize. If you live anywhere outside of the US & Canada email me with WINNER in the subject line and I’ll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email a high res image to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I’ve done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)

Do you know what it is?

To play, come up with the right answer, or make up a silly, or inventive answer that we find funny or clever that describes the gizmo shown. We give away up to 18 autographed copies of MAD Magazine. (Up to 6 for the correct answer, up to 12 for cute, silly answers.)

You’ll be playing for the October 2024 issue of MAD, produced by the new, tiny (it’s down to two people!) LA MAD staff. And Yes, I should be in it. Remember cute or clever wrong answers have a better chance of winning! Please be sure to put ” WTHII” in the subject line of your email so we can pick it out quickly. The judges have very small attention spans, so make sure entries are no more than 25 words, and please,  just one guess per entry. You must sign your entry with a nickname, screen name, fake name, or even real name, but sign it! If it’s not signed, it’s not eligible. Email your entry to gizwizbiz@gmail.com  by midnight (EDT) August 31, 2024. By entering you agree this is a game for fun and laughs. Winning answers are published on this website the 1st or 2nd of September 2024, so come back to see if you won. Because like MAD, we’re really low budget here, we can only mail winning copies to United States & most Canada addresses. Please don’t answer on this website; it won’t count. Good Luck! Winners outside the US & Canada can have a now 40 year old Alfred E. Neuman photo autographed to them, scanned and emailed to them. Again, sign your entry with something or it won’t count.

Entries go to: gizwizbiz@gmail.com

Dozens of folks knew the right answer – A Pasta Measuring Device — so we picked 6 a random. 

Spaghetti measuring tool with an adjustable aperture to prevent you from cooking too little or too much spaghetti. –The East Wind

Pasta measuring device – gotta watch those carbs. – Yogi Bear

That is a pasta portioner.  -Chris Durkin

A spaghetti measurer Budd E Squirrel

It’s a pasta measuring device that allows you to make the correct amount of spaghetti for a hungry mob. Bob A.

That is a fancy dancey spaghetti measuring kitchen gadget. Austin Williams

I found it here on Amazon for under $7. https://amzn.to/3RPIXl2

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See how to collect your prize at the bottom of the ‘Cute, Clever, Could Be’ panel below.

New-fangled heated toilet seat with convenient toilet paper holder in the front. John

Life preserver with Qi (inductive power “technology” pad. Capt. J

A modern day pacifier that keeps track of the time the baby has been using it. Skullman

A UNDER THE TOILET SEAT BOWL ILLUMINATOR? Bill Chambers

I think this month’s item is a waterproof Bluetooth speaker. Jeff  – John Fielder

Hula-hoop for people who do not want others to get close to them! Beckee

Looks like a monocle with a command strip David

Light up diet lollypop.  With that big hole in the center, it’s 1/2 the calories. -Chad Masters

That’s a short-handled magnifying glass Carole Marciano

Bubble wand Debmc

This is for viewing the eclipse.  The next one in NYC will be May 1, 2079. Ian Winkler

It’s a submarine porthole looking out at the murky depths. Keith Phillip

WINNERS Who live in the U.S. & most of Canada get the August 2024 MAD issue! MAD moved to LA in December 2017 but I’m continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. Winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses & Canada. If you win and live in the US or Canada, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I’ll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify “Dick’s name only”. If you’d rather have one of those 40+ year old Alfred E. Neuman pictures, instead of the MAD magazine, put “SEND ALFRED PIC NOT MAD” in the subject line. Soon, they will be no more of those either. The remaining Alfred E pics were shipped to MAD in LA. If you won more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD prize. If you live anywhere outside of the US & Canada email me with WINNER in the subject line and I’ll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email a high res image to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I’ve done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)

Do you know what it is?   

To play, come up with the right answer, or make up a silly, or inventive answer that we find funny or clever that describes the gizmo shown. We give away up to 18 autographed copies of MAD Magazine. (Up to 6 for the correct answer, up to 12 for cute, silly answers.)

You’ll be playing for the August 2024 issue of MAD, produced by the new, tiny (it’s down to two people!) LA MAD staff. And Yes, I should be in it. Remember cute or clever wrong answers have a better chance of winning! Please be sure to put ” WTHII” in the subject line of your email so we can pick it out quickly. The judges have very small attention spans, so make sure entries are no more than 25 words, and please,  just one guess per entry. You must sign your entry with a nickname, screen name, fake name, or even real name, but sign it! If it’s not signed, it’s not eligible. Email your entry to gizwizbiz@gmail.com  by midnight (EDT) June 30, 2024. By entering you agree this is a game for fun and laughs. Winning answers are published on this website the 1st or 2nd of July 2024, so come back to see if you won. Because like MAD, we’re really low budget here, we can only mail winning copies to United States & most Canada addresses. Please don’t answer on this website; it won’t count. Good Luck! Winners outside the US & Canada can have a now 40 year old Alfred E. Neuman photo autographed to them, scanned and emailed to them. Again, sign your entry with something or it won’t count.

Entries go to: mailto:gizwizbiz@gmail.com