Do you know ‘what the heck it is’? To play, come up with the right answer, or make up a silly, or inventive answer that we find funny or clever that describes the gizmo shown. We give away up to 18 autographed copies of MAD Magazine. (Up to 6 for the correct answer, up to 12 for cute, silly answers.) The judges have very small attention spans, so make sure entries are no more than 25 words, and please make just one guess per entry. You must sign your entry with a nickname, screen name, fake name, or even real name, but sign it! If it’s not signed, it’s not eligible. You’ll be playing for the June 2021 issue of MAD, produced by the now, tiny LA MAD staff.

Remember cute or clever wrong answers can win too! Please be sure to put ” WTHII” in the subject line so we can pick it out quickly. Good luck!

E-mail your entry to gizwizbiz@gmail.com by midnight (EST) April 30th 2021. By entering you agree this is a game for fun and laughs. Winning answers are published on this website the 1st or 2nd of May 2021, so come back to see if you won. Because like MAD, we’re really low budget here, we can only mail winning copies to United States addresses. Please don’t answer on this website; it won’t count. Good Luck! Winners outside the US can have a 38+ year old Alfred E. Neuman photo autographed to them, scanned and emailed to them. Again, sign your entry with something – initials, first name, last name, full name, fake name, screen name, something or it won’t count. We cut & paste the answers in a long list, so we need a name attached to it. Once again entries go to: gizwizbiz@gmail.com

Okay, what was that weird item?

Only Gilbert from New Orleans Knew! His answer:

I’d say that’s a finger saver for cutting vegetables.

And that’s exactly what it is, Gilbert. It’s called The Tip Tough. It’s designed to save cutting your fingers when you’re preparing cutting vegetables. Your fingers go inside the Tip Tough, and those tabs at the bottom help hold what you’re cutting. It’s under $20 on Amazon.

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To learn how to get your prize, please read the description under the ‘Cute, clever, could be’ winners below.

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Since there was only one winner with the correct answer, we are giving away 15 autographed copies of April 2021 MAD (instead of 12) to those with cute, clever, weird, ‘could be’ answers.

Lots of pooper scooper answers. We picked one at random:

It’s the scoop from a pooper scooper!! shawn kummer

Lots of ‘fireplace’ answers. We picked one at random:

An insert for a fireplace to burn pellet coal or wood, to deflect heat into the living space. Brian Shanon

Many ‘door stop’ answers: We picked one at random:

A doorstop – use foot to push top to adjust how far open door stays. Dalepoco!

Several ‘chicken feeder’ answers: We picked one at random:

A chicken feeder. Denice Megrew

Other winners:

This looks like a ski or snowboard rack from a old timey ski resort. Matt Freemon

It’s the box that Jaws from James Bond keeps his teeth in at night! Deborah A Stressner

The item displayed is a 6 ribbon holder for use in gift wrapping. Bill Chambers

Medieval body armor dental mouthguard accessory – Dark Ages top Dentist recommended. Gus

McDonald’s new french fry scoop with french fry separating technology. Hiroki

Dental flosser for a shark, or T-Rex Maurice del Prado

It’s a Ice Cube Scrapper..😃 Bonnie McHargue

Definitely Frank Lloyd Wright’s art deco tanning bed!- Beckee

Mashed potato butterer. The blades scrape rows in your mashed potatoes that get filled with melted butter from the trough. sarcasticWeasel

The item is a guard attachment for porcupine haircut kits. OneFootChicken

That’s a hand-held paper shredder. Carole Marciano

WINNERS (Who live in the U.S.) get the April 2021 issue of MAD. (Wow, I have 17 pages of material in that issue.) Even though MAD moved to LA in December 2017 I’m continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. I pay the postage so winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses only. If you win and live in the US, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I’ll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify “Dick’s name only”. If you’d rather have one of those 38+ year old Alfred E. Neuman pictures, instead of February MAD, put “SEND ALFRED PIC NOT MAD” in the subject line. Soon, they will be no more of those either. The remaining Alfred E pics were shipped to MAD in LA. If you won more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD. If you live anywhere outside of the US email me with WINNER in the subject line and I’ll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email it to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I’ve done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)

Email me at gizwizbiz@gmail.com

Remember cute or clever wrong answers can win too! Please be sure to put ” WTHII” in the subject line so we can pick it out quickly. Good luck!

E-mail your entry to gizwizbiz@gmail.comby midnight (EST) Feb 28th 2021. By entering you agree this is a game for fun and laughs. Winning answers are published on this website the 1st or 2nd of March 2021, so come back to see if you won. Because like MAD, we’re really low budget here, we can only mail winning copies to United States addresses. Please don’t answer on this website; it won’t count. Good Luck! Winners outside the US can have a 38+ year old Alfred E. Neuman photo autographed to them, scanned and emailed to them. Again, sign your entry with something – initials, first name, last name, full name, fake name, screen name, something or it won’t count. We cut & paste the answers in a long list, so we need a name attached to it. Once again entries go to: gizwizbiz@gmail.com

There were just three winners, but they all knew what that gadget was designed for! Here are those winners:

It looks like a pot spoon rest. it clips onto a pot and allows the spoon to drip back into the pot. Ken Wodiska

That is a holder for dripping utensils and it clips to the edge of a pot. Judging by the little nubs on it I am guessing it is French 🙂 DrBob

Trudeau Flex Pot Clip – holds spoon on edge of pot or pan. Bill Hall

To learn how to get your prize please read the description under the ‘cute, clever, could be’ winners below.

Since there were only three winners with the correct answer, we are giving away 15 autographed copies of MAD (instead of 12) to those with cute, clever, weird, ‘could be’ answers.

The most given answer was like the first one below. There were about 20 similar answers, so we picked out one at random:

The object is obviously a prosthetic claw for disabled crabs. Greg

It’s a double beer bottle opener. For when you want to open 2 brews at the same time. Bryon J. Hammer

A clip that goes on a bicycle to hold grocery bags. Mary Geisler

It is a double cooking tong for when are cooking complicated food. S.W, Marston

It’s a pair of tongs from the Krusty Krab in Bikini Bottom. Deborah A Stressner

Training claws for pre-teen crabs. Jason G.

A shower rod cell phone holder! Shawn Craycraft

Attachment for your clothes closet rod to hang other things. Bill Chambers

Chopsticks for hot dogs, of course! Blintze

Twist off Bottle cap opener. Phil

Tooth Extractor for the new version of the “Operation Game”. Jeffrey Slomovitz

A drink holder: clips onto sturdy plates to hold your drink in stemware or a long-necked bottle, so you can walk around the party. Ralph Osinski

My guess is that this is handcuffs for crabs. Dare I saw claw cuffs. Ben from Omaha

It’s a recipe card holder you clip near your work area. Place recipe card vertically in the slot. Phillip

This is used for picking up a sausage out of the deep fryer. Marty

WINNERS (Who live in the U.S.) get the February 2021 issue of MAD. Even though MAD moved to LA in December 2017 I’m continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. I pay the postage so winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses only. If you win and live in the US, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I’ll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify “Dick’s name only”. If you’d rather have one of those 38+ year old Alfred E. Neuman pictures, instead of February MAD, put “SEND ALFRED PIC NOT MAD” in the subject line. Soon, they will be no more of those either. The remaining Alfred E pics were shipped to MAD in LA. If you won more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD. If you live anywhere outside of the US email me with WINNER in the subject line and I’ll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email it to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I’ve done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)

Email me at gizwizbiz@gmail.com

Cane Holder for Walking Stick or Cane that clips onto it and allows you to place it onto the edge of your table via the small rubber button. Frank Hirtz

This is a cane balance holder. My father had one of those. Don

IT’S A CLIP TO HOLD A WALKING CANE ON A TABLE OR SHELF. RAY DOKUPIL

It’s the TULIMED – Cane Holder for Walking Stick or Cane. Hang Your Cane on Table, Desk or Counter. About $7 From Amazon or Fashionable Canes. Ralph Osinski

This gadget holds a cane upright for easy access. Attach it to a piece of furniture and the jaws hold the cane. Brandon Hanke

It’s a CANE MINDER. This lives on your cane and allows it to balance on the edge of a table beside you. Carol C.

To learn how to get your prize please read the description under the ‘cute, clever, could be’ winners below.

(GOT LOTS OF DARTH VADER ANSWERS, WE PICKED TWO.)

I think this is a Darth Vader cloak for your nose. It may not be official Star Wars merchandise! Wasim

It’s the next “baby” version of Star Wars – 1st Baby Yoda and now “Baby Vader” Jeffrey S.

(WE ALSO GOT MANY ANSWERS LIKE THE TWO BELOW, WE PICKED ONE OF EACH AT RANDOM.)

I think the object is a coax cable stripper. Brian Tillman

It’s a staple remover for the stapleless stapler (from the last contest). Keith Phillip

OTHER WINNERS:

Plastic toe nail clippers. Doesn’t work very well, but you can get pass TSA & carry it on the Plane. Mr Tom

It’s a swimmers nose plug! Theilliniguy

An automatic jar lid opener – Nan S.

It’s a nun costume for a cat. Barbara

It’s a device for new fathers to hold their nose whilst changing baby diapers. Brian

It’s this biggest potato chip bag clip I’ve ever seen. Ben from Omaha Nebraska

It’s a microphone that clips on your pet bird’s perch so he can sing into it. Carole Marciano

It looks like a cigar trimmer. Marty

WINNERS (Who live in the U.S.) get the December 2020 issue of MAD. Even though MAD moved to LA in December 2017 I’m continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. I pay the postage so winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses only. If you win and live in the US, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I’ll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify “Dick’s name only”. If you’d rather have one of those 38+ year old Alfred E. Neuman pictures, instead of December MAD, put “SEND ALFRED PIC NOT MAD” in the subject line. Soon, they will be no more of those either. The remaining Alfred E pics were shipped to MAD in LA. If you won more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD. If you live anywhere outside of the US email me with WINNER in the subject line and I’ll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email it to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I’ve done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)

Email me at gizwizbiz@gmail.com.