Cute, Clever, and ‘It Might Be That’ Answers That Won.
We got a lot of Slinky (Toy) answers. We picked two: 
That’s a pair of slinkies for a person with a short flight of stairs. Carole Marciano
Those are Safety Slinkys. Less danger than a regular Slinky and also less fun! Chris Durkin
Also lots of ‘holes for golf ball’ answers. We picked two:
Do It Yourself miniature golf course. Scatter the holes around for hours of fun! Ian Winkler
Practice golf holes for people that can’t dig up and more a real putting green. Useful on carpet or astroturf. Eastwind
This is a good “Could be”.
One slides on thumb, other on index on another finger for gripping or picking up items. Ellie
Other winners:
Washers from a hardware store. Bryon J. Hammer
Do It Yourself miniature golf course. Scatter the holes around for hours of fun! Ian Winkler
New-fangled whoopee cushions – dual cheek model. Gus
Collapsible drinking cup? Bill Kristy
These are the wedding bands for garden snakes. Skullman
His and hers hemorrhoid donut cushions.
Thumb jacuzzis. Mark Horton
Plunger extenders for hard to reach places. Jeremy
Sleepy Toes: Used to cover your significant other’s big toes while sleeping to prevent accidental cuts from sharp toenails. Brian Wood
Jane Jetson’s leg warmers for her Sweatin’ to the Oldies exercise routine. Chad Masters
Front and rear tires for the Green Lantern’s car –John Schroeder
WINNERS (Who live in the U.S.& I’ll try to send to Canada) get the June 2022 issue of MAD. Even though MAD moved to LA in December 2017 I’m continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. Winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses only, although I have been able to send MAD magazine to some locations in Canada. If you win and live in the US or Canada, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I’ll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify “Dick’s name only”. If you’d rather have one of those 38+ year old Alfred E. Neuman pictures, instead of the MAD magazine, put “SEND ALFRED PIC NOT MAD” in the subject line. Soon, they will be no more of those either. The remaining Alfred E pics were shipped to MAD in LA. If you won more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD. If you live anywhere outside of the US & Canada email me with WINNER in the subject line and I’ll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email it to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I’ve done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)
Email me at gizwizbiz@gmail.com
Here’s The New Jan/Feb 2022 “What The Heck Is It?” Gadget!
Do you know ‘what the heck it is’? To play, come up with the right answer, or make up a silly, or inventive answer that we find funny or clever that describes the gizmo shown. We give away up to 18 autographed copies of MAD Magazine. (Up to 6 for the correct answer, up to 12 for cute, silly answers.) HERE’S A HELPFUL HINT — THESE TWO ARE USED AT THE SAME TIME.
You’ll be playing for the April 2022 issue of MAD, produced by the now, tiny (it’s down to two people!) LA MAD staff. Remember cute or clever wrong answers can win too! Please be sure to put ” WTHII” in the subject line so we can pick it out quickly.
The judges have very small attention spans, so make sure entries are no more than 25 words, and please make just one guess per entry. You must sign your entry with a nickname, screen name, fake name, or even real name, but sign it! If it’s not signed, it’s not eligible. E-mail your entry to gizwizbiz@gmail.com by midnight (ET) February 28 2022. By entering you agree this is a game for fun and laughs. Winning answers are published on this website the 1st or 2nd of March 2022, so come back to see if you won. Because like MAD, we’re really low budget here, we can only mail winning copies to United States & some Canada addresses. Please don’t answer on this website; it won’t count. Good Luck! Winners outside the US & Canada can have a now 40 year old Alfred E. Neuman photo autographed to them, scanned and emailed to them. Again, sign your entry with something or it won’t count.
Entries go to: gizwizbiz@gmail.com
Here Are The Winners of the Nov/Dec “What The Heck Is It?’ Game With The Correct Answer.
That is a trick squirter ring. Dave Sjodin
It is the gag squirting ring. Jay
It is a deluxe water squirt ring Bill Chambers
Hey Dick, check out my new gold ring! *Squirt* Haw, Haw! You’re all wet. Bruce B.
Ring squirter – a fun gag if you are a professional clown or just want to be a real annoyance!
Sean Halloran
A squirting gag ring. Thierry D
Read ‘how to get your autographed MAD magazine’ below, at the bottom of the ‘cute, clever, could be’ winners.
Cute, Clever, and ‘It Might Be That’ Answers That Won.
It is Harpo Marx’s horn he uses to “speak” with. Ian Winkler
That’s definitely a VERY personal BIDET. Gil from NoLa
This is a bike horn for people who DON’T ride bikes, but want to warn others they are in their way. It is worn on your finger, ring-like. Bec
It is an automatic middle finger so road ragers can keep their hands on the wheel while “signaling” other drivers. Drew
It secretly “squirts” alcohol while performing for children birthday parties. A clown’s best friend! Doug Maltby
World’s smallest Turkey Baster – for those hard to reach areas”. Jeffrey and Adam Slomovitz
It’s obviously a toe ring pump, for people with flat feet! –blintze
When you finger gains a little weight, you can uses this to pump up the size of the ring so it fits better. Budd E S
It’s a clown party napkin ring. Emenemenee
A secret poison cloud emitting ring used by spies. Jason G.
A toilet tank float from one of those solid gold toilets! Gavin from Oregon
An early prototype for the Thighmaster. Marty
WINNERS (Who live in the U.S.& I’ll try to send to Canada) get the Feb 2022 issue of MAD. Even though MAD moved to LA in December 2017 I’m continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. Winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses only, although I have been able to send MAD magazine to some locations in Canada. If you win and live in the US or Canada, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I’ll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify “Dick’s name only”. If you’d rather have one of those 38+ year old Alfred E. Neuman pictures, instead of April MAD, put “SEND ALFRED PIC NOT MAD” in the subject line. Soon, they will be no more of those either. The remaining Alfred E pics were shipped to MAD in LA. If you won more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD. If you live anywhere outside of the US & Canada email me with WINNER in the subject line and I’ll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email it to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I’ve done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)
Email me at gizwizbiz@gmail.com
Here’s The New Nov/Dec 2021 “What The Heck Is It?” Gadget!
Do you know ‘what the heck it is’? To play, come up with the right answer, or make up a silly, or inventive answer that we find funny or clever that describes the gizmo shown. We give away up to 18 autographed copies of MAD Magazine. (Up to 6 for the correct answer, up to 12 for cute, silly answers.)
You’ll be playing for the February 2022 issue of MAD, produced by the now, tiny (it’s down to two people!) LA MAD staff. Remember cute or clever wrong answers can win too! Please
be sure to put ” WTHII” in the subject line so we can pick it out quickly. There are a lot of Batman satires in that issue. My satire is a take-off on the Batman animated series. In MAD it’s called BATSMAN, The Anemic Series and the fun art is by MAD art director, Sam Viviano.
The judges have very small attention spans, so make sure entries are no more than 25 words, and please make just one guess per entry. You must sign your entry with a nickname, screen name, fake name, or even real name, but sign it! If it’s not signed, it’s not eligible. E-mail your entry to gizwizbiz@gmail.com by midnight (ET) December 31st 2021. By entering you agree this is a game for fun and laughs. Winning answers are published on this website the 1st or 2nd of January 2022, so come back to see if you won. Because like MAD, we’re really low budget here, we can only mail winning copies to United States & some Canada addresses. Please don’t answer on this website; it won’t count. Good Luck! Winners outside the US & Canada can have a 38+ year old Alfred E. Neuman photo autographed to them, scanned and emailed to them. Again, sign your entry with something or it won’t count.
Entries go to: gizwizbiz@gmail.com
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