Luggage weigher that you take along on a trip. Steve Miller
We got a lot of these, we picked one at random:
Shopping bag handle – Ron K. Levy
Other winners:
Hands-Free Harmonica Holder. Keep harmonica right over your mouth. Brian
Infrared tooth whitening device, with hooks for behind your ears. Diana in Yankee land
Snack eating trough for Humans. Hangs on your ears. HAYDEN SAVAGE
Candle designed to be burned on both ends. Tom Davis
It is a Tug O’ War meter for small animals. Mr Tom
Billiard table light for a doll house. Eddie Adams
House plant grow light. Jim JJE Ebben
Futuristic binoculars, hook to your head by hooking the 2 chains on your ears. Mr See-Sir
First generation, over the ears, book light. Jade Splawn
Vacuum necklace – catches and sucks up crumbs while you eat! Brent H.
WINNERS (Who live in the U.S.& I’ll try to send to Canada) get the October 2022 issue of MAD. Even though MAD moved to LA in December 2017 I’m continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. Winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses only, although I have been able to send MAD magazine to some locations in Canada. If you win and live in the US or Canada, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I’ll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify “Dick’s name only”. If you’d rather have one of those 40+ year old Alfred E. Neuman pictures, instead of the MAD magazine, put “SEND ALFRED PIC NOT MAD” in the subject line. Soon, they will be no more of those either. The remaining Alfred E pics were shipped to MAD in LA. If you won more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD. If you live anywhere outside of the US & Canada email me with WINNER in the subject line and I’ll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email a high res image to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I’ve done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)
