The most answer given involved something to do with tape…. We picked three: 
Tape dispenser on steroids. Nancy S.
Looks like gizmo for holding and applying packing tape. David Toki
Tape dispenser for giants so they can fix things after they destroy them. Giz_1
Other winning answers:
Mirrored boat scraper so you can see if there is any mud left on the bottom of your boat. Mr tom
Modern and contemporary big truck snowplow blade. Gus
Newfangled, ergonomic, superior grip shaving razor for those hard to reach places. John
Aerodynamic, combo mustache growth stimulator / head shaver.
Combination makeup mirror and cell phone stand. Bryon J. Hammer
That’s a holder for a baker’s rolling pin. Carole Marciano.
Bluetooth enabled tongue scraper. Jim Nichols
Elephant toilet paper holder. Bill Rebel
TV screen for a contortionist. — Pizzagew
This adapter slides over your old incandescent light bulb and gives a more modern bluish led-type light. Marty
Device used to apply temporary tattoos. Insert dampened arm and rotate completely around. Jaymez
Catapult to send junk mail and newspapers back to the person who delivered them. Beckee
WINNERS Who live in the U.S.only get the April 2026 MAD issue! MAD moved to LA in December 2017 but I’m continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. Winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses only. Postage to Canada is way too high! If you win and live in the US, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I’ll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify “Dick’s name only”. If you won this game more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD magazine. If you live anywhere outside of the US email me with WINNER in the subject line and I’ll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email a high res image to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I’ve done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)
NOTE: For this game only, if you won and want the new B&N $9.99 96 page MAD Special “Hodgepodge of Humor Volume Four” (instead of the June MAD), reply with ‘WINNER- BN Special‘ and I’ll send that instead. (Until the supplies run out, that is.)
Email me at: gizwizbiz@gmail.com
