Here they are:
a roller skating rink for fleas to practice in before they head off to the circus. MarcGoldie
It is a pocket level for use in woodworking – Bryon J. Hammer
It’s the Melon Holer by Ron Popeil! Cuts perfectly sized holes for installing door handles in your melons.Tito
A confusing toy for confusing children. Josh the mad man
Its the last toilet you will ever sit in! John N III
Portable Leveling Device: align the bubble and you’re set. Sparkie48
Upscale mafia finger lopper. Carole Marciano
Pop socket for an iPhone or Android phone. Michaelm270
Tool for limiting mustard use for people who want to reduce their intake due to a mustard addiction. VikiP
Putting green cup for golf cheaters. Press button and putting cup gets bigger or smaller depending on who’s putting. Gus
Cookie cutter for Minions. Makes perfect round-eyed cookies! Beckee
It is a plastic pottery wheel ! Ceasar____
WINNERS Who live in the U.S. & most of Canada get the June 2025 MAD issue! MAD moved to LA in December 2017 but I’m continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. Winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses & Canada. If you win and live in the US or Canada, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I’ll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify “Dick’s name only”. If you won this game more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD prize. If you live anywhere outside of the US & Canada email me with WINNER in the subject line and I’ll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email a high res image to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I’ve done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)
Email me at: gizwizbiz@gmail.com
