Here they are. We picked more than 12 because we were in a really good mood, and liked more than a dozen of them!

Devo hat removal tool. dalepoco

Device used in jewelry stores to measure your ring size. Carole Marciano

Used by Japanese Hibachi Chefs to learn how to stack onion rings when they are making onion ring volcanoes. Ian Winkler

Party time beer guzzlers funnel – multi size. Fits stubby beers, 12 oz, 16 oz and tall boys. John

Collapsible drink cup. Store the cup in your pocket then when you need a drink you can expand it. Bryon J. Hammer

It is a 3D printed version of a Time Tunnel. Mr tom

That is a time tunnel!  Be careful or you’ll end up running from dinosaurs!  -Chris Durkin

 3-D printed Rock Tumbler. — Pizzagew

Foldable hat for optimized fashion – Josh

 Labyrinth for ants. .Skullman

An inter-dimensional, personal, portable, port for Smurfs – Jade

Fancy stadium seating for a flea circus! Dan from South Dakota

Old fashioned hearing trumpet (hearing aids) for grandpa – say what!? Gus

Mr. Bill & Gumby had successful plastic surgery using this gadget at Play-Doh Memorial Hospital. Dan Mottola

It is a stadium for fleas. Ceasar____

Muzzle for your pet rattle snake. Keith Phillip

WINNERS Who live in the U.S. & most of Canada get the April 2025 MAD issue! MAD moved to LA in December 2017 but I’m continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. Winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses & Canada. If you win and live in the US or Canada, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I’ll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify “Dick’s name only”. If you won this game more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD prize. If you live anywhere outside of the US & Canada email me with WINNER in the subject line and I’ll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email a high res image to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I’ve done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)

Email me at: gizwizbiz@gmail.com