Bedtime wall shelf for hanging a fake handlebar or XL mustache wig. John G.
Saddle for a worm. – Leigh
Picnic table for small birds, attachable to a branch on your tree. Sparkie48
Three finger portable hand sander. idaknowman
You show it upside down. It’s a replacement mustache for those that have lost theirs. David Folkner
DickDe uses this to trim his mustache! Stick tongue through the hole, then snip above the shelf and sides. Rich Miller
Newfangled LAZY W branding iron. Bill Chambers
A rack you place on your shoulders behind your head to carry buckets of water. Carole Marciano
Mount on a wall, and then can used it to hold broom, mop or other long handle tools. — Pizzagew
This is obviously a nose straightener. Insert your nose, line up your ears and voila! Beckee
It’s a stick down hook to Hold Helium Balloons while they are written on, with a place (in the center) for the marker. Don K
Clip to fishing pole, lures hang on the side hooks, flat area is for cutting bait. Dan Mottola
Hat & Coat Hook – Joe Foley
WINNERS Who live in the U.S. & most of Canada get the October 2024 MAD issue! MAD moved to LA in December 2017 but I’m continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. Winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses & Canada. If you win and live in the US or Canada, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I’ll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify “Dick’s name only”. If you’d rather have one of those 40+ year old Alfred E. Neuman pictures, instead of the MAD magazine, put “SEND ALFRED PIC NOT MAD” in the subject line. Soon, they will be no more of those either. The remaining Alfred E pics were shipped to MAD in LA. If you won more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD prize. If you live anywhere outside of the US & Canada email me with WINNER in the subject line and I’ll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email a high res image to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I’ve done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)
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