New-fangled heated toilet seat with convenient toilet paper holder in the front. John
Life preserver with Qi (inductive power “technology” pad. Capt. J
A modern day pacifier that keeps track of the time the baby has been using it. Skullman
A UNDER THE TOILET SEAT BOWL ILLUMINATOR? Bill Chambers
I think this month’s item is a waterproof Bluetooth speaker. Jeff – John Fielder
Hula-hoop for people who do not want others to get close to them! Beckee
Looks like a monocle with a command strip David
Light up diet lollypop. With that big hole in the center, it’s 1/2 the calories. -Chad Masters
That’s a short-handled magnifying glass Carole Marciano
Bubble wand Debmc
This is for viewing the eclipse. The next one in NYC will be May 1, 2079. Ian Winkler
It’s a submarine porthole looking out at the murky depths. Keith Phillip
WINNERS Who live in the U.S. & most of Canada get the August 2024 MAD issue! MAD moved to LA in December 2017 but I’m continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. Winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses & Canada. If you win and live in the US or Canada, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I’ll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify “Dick’s name only”. If you’d rather have one of those 40+ year old Alfred E. Neuman pictures, instead of the MAD magazine, put “SEND ALFRED PIC NOT MAD” in the subject line. Soon, they will be no more of those either. The remaining Alfred E pics were shipped to MAD in LA. If you won more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD prize. If you live anywhere outside of the US & Canada email me with WINNER in the subject line and I’ll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email a high res image to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I’ve done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)
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