Winners with Cute, Clever, or Could-be Answers.

HANDLEBAR GRIPS FOR A HARLEY HOG MOTORCYCLE – Bill Chambers

Fancy schmancy bedtime crystal ear plugs for rich people who snore. John

It’s a pasta maker for rolling a spaghetti strand one at a time…Jack Hanna

We could not believe 3 people sent in a similar answer. We picked one at random.

I think it’s an AB Roller For Barbie! Ron K. Levy

It’s a very very very short jump rope. Arnie Buck

Pacifier for twins. Mr tom

x-Safety yo-yo. The orange rubber bumpers protect furniture and small kids from injury when performing tricks. TarBuckGuy

Handy, inconspicuous nostril plugs. Gus

Custom-made neck-bolt covers to child-proof Frankenstein’s monster.Daniel M. 

Inflatable bookends. David Lewis

Chipmunk’s Cheek Stretcher so they can store more nuts than the other chipmunks. Phyllis Hauser

Baby’s handlebar for a tiny scooter. It doubles as a pacifier. Erik Cody Stone 

WINNERS Who live in the U.S. & most of Canada get the June 2024 MAD issue! MAD moved to LA in December 2017 but I’m continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. Winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses & Canada. If you win and live in the US or Canada, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I’ll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify “Dick’s name only”. If you’d rather have one of those 40+ year old Alfred E. Neuman pictures, instead of the MAD magazine, put “SEND ALFRED PIC NOT MAD” in the subject line. Soon, they will be no more of those either. The remaining Alfred E pics were shipped to MAD in LA. If you won more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD prize. If you live anywhere outside of the US & Canada email me with WINNER in the subject line and I’ll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email a high res image to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I’ve done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)