Strangely the WTHII gadget reminded people of Oreos! We picked two:

Mechanically reconnects Oreos whose two sides have been tragically and mistakenly separated. Jonathan Wander

Oreo cookie torture device. Place cookie in the round smiley area, then lift the handle for electrocution! Beckee

Other winning answers:

Looks like someone vandalized the pay phone. Nancy S.

It’s the world’s happiest power tool battery! Doug Johnson

A first generation stun gun!!! Stevie G

Police radar gun that detects if the car driver is a happy driver. Gus

It looks like a device to hold an aerosol can and make it easier to use. Steve Miller

Darth Vader’s garlic press. Keith Phillip

Old fashioned wall light switch used in older homes. Carole Marciano

That’s the switch that was pulled to bring Frankenstein to life. Carole Marciano

Rechargeable remote control shaped like a happy little gun. Curt Eskridge

WINNERS (Who live in the U.S.& I’ll try to send to Canada) get the August 2023 MAD issue! Even though MAD moved to LA in December 2017 I’m continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. Winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses & Canada. If you win and live in the US or Canada, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I’ll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify “Dick’s name only”. If you’d rather have one of those 40+ year old Alfred E. Neuman pictures, instead of the MAD magazine, put “SEND ALFRED PIC NOT MAD” in the subject line. Soon, they will be no more of those either. The remaining Alfred E pics were shipped to MAD in LA. If you won more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD. If you live anywhere outside of the US & Canada email me with WINNER in the subject line and I’ll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email a high res image to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I’ve done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)

Email me at: gizwizbiz@gmail.com