Most given answers were: Cigar Cutter and Nail Trimmer, so we picked one of each of them at random. The rest of answers were pretty clever other uses for the device!
Competitor to the nerf guns. Instead of nerf bullets put 2 old AA batteries in & use the levers to launch them. Steve Miller
Nail trimmer. Just stick two of your fingers in the holes and pull down on the switch. Skullman
Dual cigar cutter. Cuts the tip of the cigar prior to lighting up. Carole Marciano
I think it is a “slot car trigger” device. Jeffrey Slomovitz
Latest Florida mail in ballot. Slip on fingers, flip lever to vote, mail in. Scott Williams
These are models of the next generation of airline seats. – Ian Winkler
Cigarette holder for smoking two cigarettes at a time, for people who like a lot of nicotine. Keith Philli
It’s a childproof lock for hot dogs. Marty
Holds two pieces of chalk for after class detention to write 100 times “I will not listen to the Giz Wiz Podcast in class”! Joey Thrash
Cast for two broken fingers. Gary Walker
A double barrel miniature launch tube for feeding squirrels treats. Alvin
Finger tip trimmer for when your gloves are too short Budd E S
WINNERS (Who live in the U.S.) get the April 2020 issue of MAD. It contains some new material while the rest of the issue is filled with MAD favorites of the past. My satire of Sesame Street from the past is in that issue. Even though MAD moved to LA December 2017 I’m continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. MAD’s ‘cheap’ so winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses only. If you win and live in the US, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I’ll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify “Dick’s name only”. If you’d rather have one of those 38+ year old Alfred E. Neuman pictures, instead of April MAD, put “SEND ALFRED PIC NOT MAD” in the subject line. Soon, they will be no more of those either. The remaining Alfred E pics were shipped to MAD in LA. If you won more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD. If you live anywhere outside of the US email me with WINNER in the subject line and I’ll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email it to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I’ve done it quite a few times already and people say it looks fine.) Email me at gizwizbiz@gmail.com
