We got a lot of Slinky (Toy) answers. We picked two: 
That’s a pair of slinkies for a person with a short flight of stairs. Carole Marciano
Those are Safety Slinkys. Less danger than a regular Slinky and also less fun! Chris Durkin
Also lots of ‘holes for golf ball’ answers. We picked two:
Do It Yourself miniature golf course. Scatter the holes around for hours of fun! Ian Winkler
Practice golf holes for people that can’t dig up and more a real putting green. Useful on carpet or astroturf. Eastwind
This is a good “Could be”.
One slides on thumb, other on index on another finger for gripping or picking up items. Ellie
Other winners:
Washers from a hardware store. Bryon J. Hammer
Do It Yourself miniature golf course. Scatter the holes around for hours of fun! Ian Winkler
New-fangled whoopee cushions – dual cheek model. Gus
Collapsible drinking cup? Bill Kristy
These are the wedding bands for garden snakes. Skullman
His and hers hemorrhoid donut cushions.
Thumb jacuzzis. Mark Horton
Plunger extenders for hard to reach places. Jeremy
Sleepy Toes: Used to cover your significant other’s big toes while sleeping to prevent accidental cuts from sharp toenails. Brian Wood
Jane Jetson’s leg warmers for her Sweatin’ to the Oldies exercise routine. Chad Masters
Front and rear tires for the Green Lantern’s car –John Schroeder
WINNERS (Who live in the U.S.& I’ll try to send to Canada) get the June 2022 issue of MAD. Even though MAD moved to LA in December 2017 I’m continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. Winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses only, although I have been able to send MAD magazine to some locations in Canada. If you win and live in the US or Canada, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I’ll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify “Dick’s name only”. If you’d rather have one of those 38+ year old Alfred E. Neuman pictures, instead of the MAD magazine, put “SEND ALFRED PIC NOT MAD” in the subject line. Soon, they will be no more of those either. The remaining Alfred E pics were shipped to MAD in LA. If you won more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD. If you live anywhere outside of the US & Canada email me with WINNER in the subject line and I’ll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email it to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I’ve done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)
Email me at gizwizbiz@gmail.com
